Friday, April 22, 2011

Muslim Superheroes!

If Superheroes were Muslims:
They wouldn’t wear tight-fitting costumes
If Superheroes were Muslims:
Most supervillains would strike at Salah time
(In this case, the heroes would utilize the Fiqh of Salah in Jihad)
If Superheroes were Muslims:
More Supervillains would convert to Islam than die
If Batman was a Muslim:
He’d keep that cool beard he had at the beginning of Batman Begins
If Superman was a Muslim: 
Some Sufis would regard him as a Hazrat and regard his powers as Karamaat

If Spiderman was a Muslim:
He’d marry both Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane, problem solved
If Ironman was a Muslim:
The war in Afganisthan would be over
If Wolverine was a Muslim:
He wouldn’t hit on the X-women
If the X-women were Muslim:
It would be easier for wolverine to lower his gaze since they’d be in hijab
If Magneto was a Muslim:
He’d look like Gandalf




-Samiha

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